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Showing posts with label Lily Allen. Show all posts
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Thursday, October 4, 2007

Gossip From The Kingdom


WAG To Play A WAG In Goal! The Movie 3

In a case of art imitating life, former girlfriend of footballer Teddy Sherringham and former Miss England, Danielle Lloyd set to play a WAG in new film. She quipped, "Is this a movie or a documentary?" when her agent told her that they just need her to look pretty on her hands and knees in Tescos, whilst she tries and bed a footballer.



Cristiano Ronaldo Will Be Pretty Again

Manchester United and Portugal International football, Cristiano Ronaldo was bruised and bloodied in a match against AS Roma Tuesday. Today, whilst promoting his upcoming semi-biography, Ronaldo claimed that he will be "beautiful again." No matter how much you try and like him, he always gives you more reasons to despise him-- even if you support United.



Lily Allen Parties With Kate Moss... sorta

"Lily Parties With Cocaine Kate" read the headline in The Sun today. Now if you are an up-and-coming singer with a voice that many people are paying to hear, the last thing you want to do is liken yourself to another Amy Crackhouse. Yet, Allen is doing just that with her erractic behavior. There is no telling how much money she has lost already upon cancelling appearances and tours in the U.S. since her behavior got her passport suspended. Put the powder away love, don't ruin that voice just to have your name in the headlines.