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Thursday, October 4, 2007

Gossip From The Kingdom


WAG To Play A WAG In Goal! The Movie 3

In a case of art imitating life, former girlfriend of footballer Teddy Sherringham and former Miss England, Danielle Lloyd set to play a WAG in new film. She quipped, "Is this a movie or a documentary?" when her agent told her that they just need her to look pretty on her hands and knees in Tescos, whilst she tries and bed a footballer.



Cristiano Ronaldo Will Be Pretty Again

Manchester United and Portugal International football, Cristiano Ronaldo was bruised and bloodied in a match against AS Roma Tuesday. Today, whilst promoting his upcoming semi-biography, Ronaldo claimed that he will be "beautiful again." No matter how much you try and like him, he always gives you more reasons to despise him-- even if you support United.



Lily Allen Parties With Kate Moss... sorta

"Lily Parties With Cocaine Kate" read the headline in The Sun today. Now if you are an up-and-coming singer with a voice that many people are paying to hear, the last thing you want to do is liken yourself to another Amy Crackhouse. Yet, Allen is doing just that with her erractic behavior. There is no telling how much money she has lost already upon cancelling appearances and tours in the U.S. since her behavior got her passport suspended. Put the powder away love, don't ruin that voice just to have your name in the headlines.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

poor ronaldo...I'll kiss his boo boo better lol

I haven't followed soccer since Italy won the world cup last year. Are you going to the World Cup in South africa in 2010?

Jomama

Anonymous said...

Well I guess Danielle Lloyd isn't the smartest WAG now is she :(

jomama

ps I love the education in british lingo. turns out, you're quite a funny bloke

The Minstrel Show said...

Thank you for the post Jomama.

In regards to WC S. Africa. I would love to. Having the WC there is going to be great for the continent and it will show people that there is another S.Africa besides the one the media shows. Hopefully having the Cup there will bring more light to the plight of people there as well.

Anonymous said...

Why is that so many famous people let the money get to their head and they ruin theirself? I've yet to understand it.

Guess it's like my good friend Dictator Jon said in a blog he posted, not all of them have million dollar mentalities. :)

Anonymous said...

Question... were teens and young adults always this screwed up,or is there just more media coverage these days? I remember the cast of Different Strokes... and a few slip ups from The Facts Of Life girls...(I just dated myself I know)... but I do not remember all these catastrophe's... Were they not publicised, or did their parents keep them home and whoop their ass???