Brit Brit Going Back To Rehab

***Update*** According to www.perezhilton.com, Britney is NOT going to rehab***

OK!Magazine is reporting the Britney Spears is going on vacation to rehab in the Caribbean island of Antigua. "Antigua, Jamaica, oooh I wanna take her to Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama." Sorry, just had a little Beach Boys moment there. Brit will be going to Eric Clapton's Crossroads Centre.

In the white room with black curtains near the station.
Blackroof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings.
Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes.
Dawnlight smiles on you leaving, my contentment.

Ill wait in this place where the sun never shines;
Wait in this place where the shadows run from themselves

Allow me to pose this question. If celebs like Brit and LiLo really want to get clean, why do they go to these posh rehab centers that cost upwards of 2-3 kilos of pure Colombian white 25-35K, and are located in mountain resort towns, tropical islands, or in Malibu? That isn't rehab mates, that's vacation-- all inclusive!

If these celebs really want to get clean then they need to start going to the local rehab center on the streets of Skid Row. They need to sit next to crackheads with missing teeth, scratching their skin; heroin addicts who can't wear short sleeve shirts; mothers who prostitued their bodies for a hit; people who have lost jobs and homes because of their addictions. Those are the stories they need to hear from the mouths of people they need to meet, in order to realize how bad drug addiction really is.

Until then, Britney will enjoy her vacation and sing these lyrics:

I went down to the crossroads, fell down on my knees.
I went down to the crossroads, fell down on my knees.
Asked the lord above for mercy, save me if you please.

K-Fed Gets The Kids

The future of Sean Preston and Jayden James is now in the hands of K-Fed. Is that scarier than G.W. Bush being in control of the nuclear bomb or what? Their mom is an alcoholic, drug abuser, promiscuous, has-been pop-star who is blowing money faster than the residuals are coming in. Their father is an out-of-work Las Vegas regular with 2 kids from a former relationship that happens to still catch pink eye at the age of 29. Despite all the wealth and opportunity that money will give them, isn't the writing already on the wall for these two?

Maybe they won't be hustling on the corner but they most likely will be passed on the corner of whatever the hotspot is in Hollyweird in 2023.

K-Fed stepped up though and said he wanted custody. Yet, how many pictures have you seen of him and his two children with Shar Jackson? Exactly. Lets not start giving the Chav Prince father of the year awards too soon.