Get Your Birkenstocks Ready

According to Sandrarosenews.blogspot.com, Ciara will be joining Rihanna on tour in Europe. After fighting rumors that she was born a he, Ciara's people will now be fighting the lesbian rumors that surround her relationship friendship with Missy Elliot Rihanna.

The question I ask is, "does it matter?" Angelina Jolie has made a career out of being a known bisexual. MTV just premiered a bi-sexual themed dating show with Tila Tequila. So if they are swapping fur (and I don't mean Rhianna puppy sitting) then would it really hurt their careers?

I personally think seeing Rhi Rhi's big ass forehead and kankles does more to hurt my image of her than knowing she might sleep with hot women.

A Shot of Penicillin W/ Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila of 2 million Myspace friends fame has her own dating show debuting tonight on MTV (watch out for the flying pig feces). Despite having over 2 million "friends," Tila claims that she still has not found "the one" and hopes this show will lead to her finding that one. Of course if the ratings do well and the ads pay off, it won't matter because the network will demand a 2nd installment. How will her show be different from I Love New York, Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, et al? Well for one, Tila will have 32 potential suitors to infect to choose from rather than the normal 20. And in a "shock" twist, Tila will be picking between 16 men and 16 women. That's right, Tila is bi-sexual! Whooo hooo what a surprise. NOT!

So Tila herself is unsure whether she wants a man or a woman, yet the viewer is suppose to believe that she is really looking for love? I think you really have to watch these shows with a 16 year old's mindset-- and libido. I am not 16, I won't be watching. Will you?