You Are What You Wear

The other day I was having lunch with a friend when she mentioned throwing away her son's Michael Vick jersey after another parent made a remark to her about it. The parent said she couldn't understand how she could call herself an animal lover whilst allowing her son to wear Vick's Atlanta Falcons jersey. This of course got me thinking.
In the past I have been quizzed about wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt. I was called a terrorist and a communist because of it. It prompted me to pen a poem called "Be Aware of What You Wear." Much like wearing a Che shirt, one should also be aware of what people will think about them if they wear any of these jerseys.



John Kitna

-- I am a religious fanatic who enjoys converting my friends to my beliefs.
-- I am not the type of guy to invite to a party.
-- I enjoy being the designated driver



Travis Henry

-- I don't wear protection
-- I love spreading my seed around
-- I love to get high



Cristiano Ronaldo

-- I am a crybaby
-- I am spoiled
-- I think I am beautiful
-- I make terrible choices
-- I love "sexy time" with my mates




Oakland Raiders

-- I am or wish I was Mexican :-)
-- I like to destroy things
-- I worship satan
-- I sacrifice animals for victories


Mates, can you think of any other jerseys that say a lot about your character when you wear them?