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Showing posts with label Chris Cocker. Show all posts
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Thursday, October 4, 2007

Oh No You Didn't! Thursday: Chris Cocktaker

picture from crunktastical.blogspot.com

Bloody hell mates. What the ‘ell is wrong with you lads? This emo knob makes a video about Brit Brit and suddenly he is the reality king du jour? According to his latest Myspace blog, Chris has leaked discovered nude photos of himself are going around the web. Here is an excerpt:

For days now I have been bombarded with messages about the nude photo scandal. The truth is, I was young and stupid when I took those pictures. So young in fact that I was 17 at the time.

I do not condone anyone underage or OF age to post nudes, but in my own personal defense- I had a lot of alone time in the last half of my teen years, [I was home schooled] and when you're young self-discovery..happens.

I did in fact upload the nudes of myself to the internet when I was 17. Again, I do NOT condone anyone to do this. On the contrary- I encourage everyone to NOT upload nudes of themselves.


One thing you instantly see wrong with his post is his constant reference to the age when he posted the photos. He keeps saying 17 because he knows it is illegal for you sickos--still wacking off to Traci Lords’ video cassettes—to look at them (unless you are in Thailand, Tijuana, and Bali I pressume). Another thing I find wrong is his ego believing that people are actually bragging about seeing him naked. Have you seen yourself naked boy? I am sure it is not a sight for eyes to behold. If anyone is bragging about seeing you naked, it is probably in between shifts of pressing license plates.

Get over yourself wanker. Own up to what you did and don’t try making us believe that you were underage at the time. In fact, until you posted that blog, I am sure that no one even knew those photos existed. Your existence in our gossip and entertainment world is another tragic circumstance of Brit Brit being on the MTV Video Music Awards. Go away please.